1. “hate my job!! i want to tell my bosses how dumb they are and how meaningless this job is, then quit, and be happy!”

2. “So my job was to test all the food at the new restaurant, can I just say, ughew. I’m going to taco bell then twistee treat.”

3. “Workin… This job sucks worse then the economy!”

4. “I’m going to work! Walmart! Must find better job! I hate it when chicks there have a deeper voice than me!”

5. “Also I’m really bummed that I’m working today, i asked off so i could study but my boss is a ******* **** ***** ***** who can’t read.”

6. “Coworker smuggled out a chair for me. Currently being paid to SIT around and listen to John Barrowman on my iPod. I don’t hate my job today!”

7. “having sex dreams of people you work with makes for an awkward day.”

8. “smoking weed at work is so @#$!% great ”

9. “It’s bad when you overhear the programmer say “I used to work at McDonalds with him” and you wonder if he is talking about the CEO…”

10. “Huh, with my boss on twitter, maaaybe I should take down that sexy picture of her… but her reaction will be priceless!”

Maureen McHale is a web marketing consultant specializing in website development, article marketing, public relations, social media and search engine optimization.

About Maureen McHale

As a results orientated web marketing consultant, Maureen McHale specializes in crafting relevant marketing messages for articles, press releases, brochures, websites, email campaigns, promotions, social media and more. Providing marketing help to a variety of companies in numerous industries, Maureen has the ability to not only manage your brand, but to create and implement marketing campaigns as well. Coupled with her marketing skills, Maureen's website development, content management and search engine optimization skills make her a clear choice to get the job done right. When looking for ways to take your company to the next level, fill gaps in staffing, or receive guidance and hands on assistance for your marketing needs, call Maureen, 352-406-2011.